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Цитата: Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that
the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,
limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operated
flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 deleted many
other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirable
programs
such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and MLB 3.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs
and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running
Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
Sincerely,
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband
1.0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command:
C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should
then automatically run the applications: Guilty
3.0 and Flowers 7.0, but remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
very bad program that will create "Snoring Loud" wave files. DO NOT
install Mother-In-Law 1.0, or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These
are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additional software to
improve performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0, and Lingerie
5.3. Also, running Nagging 5.3 too often can sometimes cause Husband 1.0
to secretly install Mistress 1.0, which would then require you to run
Private Investigator 7.5 utility, and possibly even Attorney 9.0, which
could lead to a system wide failure, and the need to reboot Husband 1.0! |
 
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А весь прикол в том, что ёжик был сифилисный
или
Одна голова хорошо, а крокодил зелёный
тупо, но смешно |
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